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Burgers

All burgers are served with fries, Monster Mac N Cheese, coleslaw or Lays Potato Chips. Upgrade to onions rings or fried mushrooms for an additional $2, or to Pennywise cheese fries for an additional $3.

All beef patties are made with 100% certified Angus beef. Turkey, garden, and Impossible burger patties also available.

The Witching Hour

The hour is now! This burger conjures the spirits of lettuce, onion, tomato and pickle with your choice of Cheddar, Pepperjack, Swiss or American cheese to possess the burger with amazing flavor!

¼ pound - $9 | ½ pound - $11

The Candyman

If you say his name three times in the mirror, you're in trouble. If you say it once to us, you'll get a killer burger topped with candied bacon, cheddar, sautéed onions, mayo, and a smoked honey hickory bbq sauce. You'll be hooked…

¼ pound - $10 | ½ pound - $12

The Tarman

Brains!!! This burger from beyond the grave has sautéed portobello mushrooms, crispy onion straws, Swiss cheese and zombie sauce.

¼ pound - $11 | ½ pound - $13

Boomstick Melt

Good, bad, I'm the guy without the bun. Because in between two groovy pieces of Texas toast is an Angus burger topped with sautéed bell peppers, jalapeños, onions, and hot links covered with Cheddar cheese and ranch.

¼ pound - $12 | ½ pound - $14

Santanico Pandemonium

A burger you'll crave from dusk till dawn, topped with sauteed onions, bell peppers, jalapenos, and covered in unholy guacamole and queso.

¼ pound - $11 | ½ pound - $13

Texas Coleslaw Massacre

The sawce is family burger on Texas toast with Cheddar, an onion ring, coleslaw massacre sauce and chainsaw shredded smoked brisket.

¼ pound - $13 | ½ pound - $15

The King of the Monsters

This gigantic god of destruction is a burger with cream cheese, sautéed jalapeños, crispy onions, hot honey, peppered bacon and Howdy Sauce.

¼ pound - $12 | ½ pound - $14

Lord Cheddar Goblin

Monster mac-and-cheese piled on a burger with candied bacon bits and smoked honey hickory bbq sauce. You'll be gobblin’ the goblin.

¼ pound - $11 | ½ pound - $13

Captain Howdy

Your mother cooks burgs in hell! This beast is possessed with Pepperjack cheese, avocado, crispy onions, peppered bacon and a spicy ranch that we call Howdy Sauce.

¼ pound - $11 | ½ pound - $13

The Shape

The night he came home, he decided to use his knife to cut lettuce, tomato, and onion to throw on a burger with bacon and bleu cheese, seared together with a slash of mayo.

¼ pound - $12 | ½ pound - $14

The Bio-Eggsorcist

This ghost with the most comes with unholy guacamole, peppered bacon, an egg and your choice of Cheddar, Swiss, Pepperjack or American cheese. It's showtime!

¼ pound - $12 | ½ pound - $14

Ghostface Pepper Burger

Do you like scary burgers? This spicy burger comes with black garlic ghost pepper bbq sauce, Howdy Sauce, Zombie Snot brand hot sauce, sautéed jalapeños, extra-hot honey, spicy candied bacon, crispy onions and Pepperjack cheese.

¼ pound - $13 | ½ pound - $15

Chop Top’s Chopped Cheese

Sawyer family Angus beef chopped up and sautéed with peppers and onions by Leatherface's crazy brother and laid to rest in a soft roll with mayo, and our Sawyer family seasoning to make our version of a New York and Philly cheesesteak fusion.

$11

Feed Me, Seymour!

This visceral vegan burger will have you screaming “More! More! More! More!” A veggie burger topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, avocado, vegan cheese and Little Shop Sauce.

$12

Salem’s Clot

This creature of the night comes with one pound of beef, 8 pieces of peppered bacon, and different pieces of cheese. The only cross you'll need for this monster is your arms crossed in a recline while slobbering in a burger coma.

$20

Chicago Mothman

A Chicago dog with a hot link straight out of the Boogie Monster's very own Chicago Mothman's Cookbook. Tomato, pickle, Chicago Sport Peppers, onion, spicy brown mustard, and celery salt.